The Presidential candidates, and later, the next US President, ought to be chosen by winning various contest shows. It would make as much sense as the existing processes, and it would be infintely more entertaining.
I'd like to see Romney slogging around a remote island in rags, arguing with Guliani over the rations. It'd be sweet to see Clinton and Edwards catfight for the coveted red rose from the latest wealthy beefcake. It would make my day to watch Guliani, Paul, and Huckabee on Fear Factor scarfing cowgut.
Finally, each hopeful should undergo an episode of the new American Gladiators. Complete with the campy names (i.e., Ice, Crusher) and the brutal spandex.
3 comments:
excellent!
I do NOT want to see Hillary in spandex. Thank you NO!
Who in the world is the original red guy with muscles, and red hair (he's a scarey dude)? And I don't want to see Hillary either, at all, . . .unless she gets beat. yeah.
from Mom
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