9.18.2008

Not so rhymey

Demolition Derby: A Story Problem
for Lennon and McCartney, who both died

Rocky, in Yellow #9, screeches out from Point A
at exactly 11:37 PM.
You roar from Point B at 11:38,
your ‘63 Olds already smoking.
You cannot factor in the price of gas (∞),
limbs, or neck = these accidents are intentional.
Floodlights, motor oil fingers. A red Ford,
Rita on its door, hungry for war,
careens out of left. She crumples
like a Coke can 2 feet from your bumper, a casualty
of the LeBaron’s trajectory.
The Romans cheer, spill their 12 ouncers.
Last Man Standing wins a $1000 guitar!
This excess, this violence in all its onomatopoeia
dismantles a Continental to fractions
of metal, flying fractals of glass. A dirt clod lodges
in your eye. The LeBaron twists into a garish corpse, its black spirit billowing. Gooseflesh, the scream
of a cat, an orange flame, and you hit the gas.
It all happened so fast.
Your lips mumble the answer: number 9 number 9 number 9

8 comments:

D'N'J said...

gah! it's like a horrible algebra class all over again! die!

D'N'J said...

(the problem, not you)

CAF said...

that would be funny if you told me to die. but not really.

hahahahah -- math

Anonymous said...

mumber 9 - nod rocks.

is this about a crash or a derby?

Troy said...

"and here comes the ambulance!"

Barb said...

I love demolition derby's! So fun, mostly watching the hick crowd is fun. =) You're on your way to my house! hooray!

Annalyn said...

You lost me at "story problem"!

Troy said...

I think the rats took over and ate carrie.